Sunday, May 30, 2010

Crazy Ass Dream

I normally have crazy dreams. But this dream was just, interesting.

I dreamt that I could teleport myself subconsciously. Like in my dream I was living with my mom, and whenever I go to sleep I'd find myself somewhere else. I don't remember much but I remember one time I was at my grandmas, and another time I was in the a museum or something but I couldn't control how long I was there. I could only be there until finally I woke up. And I tried to explain it to my mom but she wouldn't believe me, she said I was just dreaming. Finally I was able to like teleport myself to my grandma's, and opened the refrigerator and grabbed a donut, and when I woke up the donut was in my hand. And I'm just like "Seee, where do you think I got this donut." Then I ended up falling asleep again and ending up in the middle of someone's wedding, and I had no idea how I got there. And I was talking to the groom, something about virginity. I told him how back when I was in the 11th grade we had a health class, and this lady gave a speech about abstinence and she gave us pins that said "I'm worth waiting for." And I still have the pin but I don't deserve it, and he said he didn't deserve it either then the wife to be bursts in and starts crying how he slept with her sister, and I'm just like "Woah!" then I woke up on my mom's couch, then I woke up in real life on my couch.

Yeah. I don't know.

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