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Friday, July 30, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
So here in the UK, schools have finally broken up for summer, for six weeks. What will be the highlight of the next six weeks for you?
Hopefully moving into a new apartment. Starting the year off for school.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Yesterday I went on an adventure assault course thing, and I ended the final zipwire on my head with my legs in the air facing backwards. Truly an odd position to find oneself in. What's the strangest position you've ever been in?
I was dancing with my friend and he picked up and pushed my legs back behind my legs and started dancing/humping me almost. It was funny at the time but I really felt that stretch the next day.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Stupid Questions I got today
Is sex on a tempur-pedic bed any different than sex on a metal spring mattress?
Never really thought about it. I assume there's a lot less squeaking.
does red bull contain bull semen?
Yes.
Where is justin bieber
Damn. Had this been 2008 I could've made the best Michael Jackson joke out of this.
What is the nearest occult store, meaning witchcraft supplies, to the town rancho santa margerita calfornia?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ you.
Did robert pattinson stare at kristen stewarts boobs when they were in twilight
Better than looking at her face, imo
what is a quick recipe for pancakes?
Wtf. THEY COME IN A BOX.
How many pants sizes can you lose by wearing a belt over your stomach ?
Go jog, fatty
Will I marry my high school sweetheart?
Who cares?
how can i get my girlfriends mom to show me her nice tits and have sex with me?
I actually typed in "keep dreaming" into the answer box, and almost sent it. Then I decided not to.
Why can you only hear your voice in your head and no where else?
Are you schizophrenic, bro?
had a dream dat i told besfren boy fren dat love him and den told a boy that i dnt know like that but kep secret religion saw me in the store as religion told<3
Uhhhh.....................
what made the grand caynon
Your mom tripped and fell ZING!
Do native reserves in canada let white people to travel through it?
Umm, why the fuck would you want to?
What are some question i could ask a guy to find out if he likes me?
Just be like "so....when are we gonna fuck?"
Y did my boy friend hang up on me
Because you're fucking irritating.
Are psychic spellcasters real
No, you moron.
Who is Blake Wilson from Northport, Alabama, who is 18 years old?
Okay so you know their first and last name, where they're from, and how old they are. But you're asking us who the person is. Are you fucking stupid or something?
What percent of guys tilt there head to the left when kissing a girl?
Are you serious with this question right now...
How many times did they say NIGGA in Real Nigga Role Call?
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this question, but I did.
Do u want to b my boyfriend
Sure bb
Never really thought about it. I assume there's a lot less squeaking.
does red bull contain bull semen?
Yes.
Where is justin bieber
Damn. Had this been 2008 I could've made the best Michael Jackson joke out of this.
What is the nearest occult store, meaning witchcraft supplies, to the town rancho santa margerita calfornia?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ you.
Did robert pattinson stare at kristen stewarts boobs when they were in twilight
Better than looking at her face, imo
what is a quick recipe for pancakes?
Wtf. THEY COME IN A BOX.
How many pants sizes can you lose by wearing a belt over your stomach ?
Go jog, fatty
Will I marry my high school sweetheart?
Who cares?
how can i get my girlfriends mom to show me her nice tits and have sex with me?
I actually typed in "keep dreaming" into the answer box, and almost sent it. Then I decided not to.
Why can you only hear your voice in your head and no where else?
Are you schizophrenic, bro?
had a dream dat i told besfren boy fren dat love him and den told a boy that i dnt know like that but kep secret religion saw me in the store as religion told<3
Uhhhh.....................
what made the grand caynon
Your mom tripped and fell ZING!
Do native reserves in canada let white people to travel through it?
Umm, why the fuck would you want to?
What are some question i could ask a guy to find out if he likes me?
Just be like "so....when are we gonna fuck?"
Y did my boy friend hang up on me
Because you're fucking irritating.
Are psychic spellcasters real
No, you moron.
Who is Blake Wilson from Northport, Alabama, who is 18 years old?
Okay so you know their first and last name, where they're from, and how old they are. But you're asking us who the person is. Are you fucking stupid or something?
What percent of guys tilt there head to the left when kissing a girl?
Are you serious with this question right now...
How many times did they say NIGGA in Real Nigga Role Call?
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this question, but I did.
Do u want to b my boyfriend
Sure bb
Monday, July 19, 2010
SHIT I SHULDA KNOWN BETTA THAN 2 STEP 2 A REAL PIMP G. U PUT ME N MY PLACE. IMMA BITCH. CAN U EVR FORGIVE ME?
It's okay b, I'm always willing to forgive.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
IF U HAD A GINORMUS PENIS LYKE MINE WULD U SLAP BITCHEZ WIT IT AFTER SPEWIN IN DER NOSE N EYEZ?
Bitch I've been doing that since I was 7.
I'd like to ask a practical question if I may: I don't have a new desk...
The answer to your question, is more cowbell.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Do you have an attachment to the obsolete? As some of you will know I had my old phone for seven years and it was a proper old school model - it turned into a proper hindrance but, sentimentally I guess, I couldn't get rid of it. Do you feel this too?
I still listen to mixtapes I made back in middle school >__>
"Nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest. Nobody does it half as good as you...baby you're the best!" a) Name the film b) What would you like to be one of the best in the world at?
a) I have no idea b) I'd love to be the best at making money ^__^
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
I've listened to primarily one band for my entire life, and I think that should change. So please reply to this with a band that you like and I should listen to. Since this is a question-answer site, I'll make it a question: what band should I listen to?
I can't just give you one band. Not my style. Get these albums. "The Empire Strikes First" by Bad Religion. "Billy Talent II" by Billy Talent. The Sun and The Moon by The Bravery. Revolutions Per Minute, Siren Song of the Counter Culture, and The Sufferer and the Witness by Rise Against. If you don't like at least one of these albums. We can't be friends. I'm serious.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
My favorite stupid questions from kgb_
Wat is sum codeS 4 midd night club lost an Jersey stand up
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH TO ME?!
Can you have sex through the pee hole?
Really....really?!?!?!
YOU GOT THAT ANSWER FROM GOOGLE!!!!!!!
NO SHIT.
What percent of women in america wear thongs Rebels#11
The real question is, who's dumb enough to run a study on something so irrelevant
Is Kevin stupid?
Are you Kevin? If so, yes.
how do you give yourself a really good wedgie?
....not even gonna ask
Where do I want to eat tonight in Kansas City, KS?
I WANT TO HIT YOU RIGHT NOW. Do we claim to be psychics in ANY of our commercials? NO. Drown yourself.
What do u do if u like your teacher
Hit puberty
How do you say "Im real im a bitch that would stand up for her own self and dont bring anybody into my shit so dont fuck wit me yall hoes are followers
Like...in English?
Is Kurtis Parkers a fag?
Why do you care to know? Are you one?
How do I get my mom in a. Good mood
clean something
Toothpaste burned my right cheek, how do I get rid of the burnt mark it left on my cheek?
Wait....what?
What's lady gaga's cellphone number?
keep dreaming...
Who decided oreo was milks fav. cookie
That is the most thought provoking question I've gotten all day....
Am i an octopus ?
No, but you are a moron.
If I drink vagina juice is it hydrating?
...............http://i31.tinypic.com/2vmawdg.gif
How can i get justin bieber to come to my house?
Keep dreaming.
how many private holes does a girl have?
56 and a half. With questions like these you'll never find out if I'm lying or not.
Do you think sleena gomez wears thongs and do you wear them
People still care about this irrelevant bitch? And uhhh, no. Go away creeper.
Who is justin biebers number one girl
Not you
Can u sue a home owner for an insect bite (spider/scorpion)
No, you moron.
How do i have sex with myself?
Really.....REALLY?
How old should I be to have my first child?
If you have to ask us, you shouldn't be breeding.
What happens if a 1 yr old takes a bite of soap and swallows it
How about you stop being a terrible parent and watch your child?
Can u get pregnet by butt sex
Of course that's how octomom had all her kids.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None. They get screwed, they don't usually do the screwing, NEXT QUESTION.
Can you get pregnant by swallowing cum?!
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?! SERIOUSLY. I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
What is the one true religion?
Mishellism
What type of animal is a burger made out of?
Your mom.
Hey girl i missed u u no yur mi bff u didnt come 2 mi party
GURRRRRL im soo sory u no i didn't wanna miss yo party but i had 2 wurk. i wurk at dis job were ppl ask mi dumb ass questions && type lyke morons 4 lyke no reesin.
Yanno? Hapi b-day gurlfran.
Idk
Me neither.
What?
Huh?
the solutions of the equation x cubed+4x squard+5x=0 are?
I don't get paid enough to deal with this
How good of a cance do i have with payton kelton
If you're asking us, chances aren't looking too good.
how du u get a girl 2 kiss u if she dnt like you?
You sound like a future rapist. NO MEANS NO, FREAK.
Will you marry me?
No.
what does pie mean in math
If math and pie actually had anything to do with each other I would've been a lot more interested. Ngl.
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH TO ME?!
Can you have sex through the pee hole?
Really....really?!?!?!
YOU GOT THAT ANSWER FROM GOOGLE!!!!!!!
NO SHIT.
What percent of women in america wear thongs Rebels#11
The real question is, who's dumb enough to run a study on something so irrelevant
Is Kevin stupid?
Are you Kevin? If so, yes.
how do you give yourself a really good wedgie?
....not even gonna ask
Where do I want to eat tonight in Kansas City, KS?
I WANT TO HIT YOU RIGHT NOW. Do we claim to be psychics in ANY of our commercials? NO. Drown yourself.
What do u do if u like your teacher
Hit puberty
How do you say "Im real im a bitch that would stand up for her own self and dont bring anybody into my shit so dont fuck wit me yall hoes are followers
Like...in English?
Is Kurtis Parkers a fag?
Why do you care to know? Are you one?
How do I get my mom in a. Good mood
clean something
Toothpaste burned my right cheek, how do I get rid of the burnt mark it left on my cheek?
Wait....what?
What's lady gaga's cellphone number?
keep dreaming...
Who decided oreo was milks fav. cookie
That is the most thought provoking question I've gotten all day....
Am i an octopus ?
No, but you are a moron.
If I drink vagina juice is it hydrating?
...............http://i31.tinypic.com/2vm
How can i get justin bieber to come to my house?
Keep dreaming.
how many private holes does a girl have?
56 and a half. With questions like these you'll never find out if I'm lying or not.
Do you think sleena gomez wears thongs and do you wear them
People still care about this irrelevant bitch? And uhhh, no. Go away creeper.
Who is justin biebers number one girl
Not you
Can u sue a home owner for an insect bite (spider/scorpion)
No, you moron.
How do i have sex with myself?
Really.....REALLY?
How old should I be to have my first child?
If you have to ask us, you shouldn't be breeding.
What happens if a 1 yr old takes a bite of soap and swallows it
How about you stop being a terrible parent and watch your child?
Can u get pregnet by butt sex
Of course that's how octomom had all her kids.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None. They get screwed, they don't usually do the screwing, NEXT QUESTION.
Can you get pregnant by swallowing cum?!
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?! SERIOUSLY. I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
What is the one true religion?
Mishellism
What type of animal is a burger made out of?
Your mom.
Hey girl i missed u u no yur mi bff u didnt come 2 mi party
GURRRRRL im soo sory u no i didn't wanna miss yo party but i had 2 wurk. i wurk at dis job were ppl ask mi dumb ass questions && type lyke morons 4 lyke no reesin.
Yanno? Hapi b-day gurlfran.
Idk
Me neither.
What?
Huh?
the solutions of the equation x cubed+4x squard+5x=0 are?
I don't get paid enough to deal with this
How good of a cance do i have with payton kelton
If you're asking us, chances aren't looking too good.
how du u get a girl 2 kiss u if she dnt like you?
You sound like a future rapist. NO MEANS NO, FREAK.
Will you marry me?
No.
what does pie mean in math
If math and pie actually had anything to do with each other I would've been a lot more interested. Ngl.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
I spend way too much of my time on TS and playing video games. With that being said, I would like a new hobby. That's where you come in. What should my new hobby be? What is something easy to pick up, and that is rather enjoyable?
Dude if I had the answer to that question I wouldn't be on Teenspot as much as I am. Actually here's a proposition. Add me on aim or msn and be there for me when I get these ridiculous ass baseball questions on kgb_ that I never have the answers to. PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH >=[
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Say you get access to a time machine, and you're really excited. But it's broken, so it can only go to the 9th July 2015, and it will only stay there for an hour. You can go and see what you are doing in five years' time. What would you expect to see?
Yes I'd go to check. I'd probably still be in college, pissed at myself.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
IDK why I do this to myself
So I decided to put up a trashy picture of myself as my display picture because it would obviously give me some excellent trolling opportunities. Well it did, then I got bored with that so I changed it to a more ~classy~ picture of myself.
I don't know why I keep adding these people, they're all dreadfully boring. I'm sorry but they always say the same shit. "Hey [cutie, hunny, sweetie, hotty, etcetc] whats up?
Uhhh I'm on TS, obviously nothing is up like at all. And some of them just get creepy. This guy commented me "Hey hun whats up" uhh I don't have the time to have really boring small talk with someone who's more than likely fake, sorry. Then the guy PMs me "Oh you could've said hi back, you didn't say hi back"
NOT EVERYONE USES THE FUCKING PROFILES. I'M POSTING ON THE BOARDS OKAY. I'M BUSY POSTING ON THE BOARDS TO THE POINT WHERE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KEEP UP WITH A BORING ASS COMMENT CONVERSATION WITH YOU, SORRY. Maybe if you really wanted to talk to me, you'd think up something more interesting to say.~
I don't know why I keep adding these people, they're all dreadfully boring. I'm sorry but they always say the same shit. "Hey [cutie, hunny, sweetie, hotty, etcetc] whats up?
Uhhh I'm on TS, obviously nothing is up like at all. And some of them just get creepy. This guy commented me "Hey hun whats up" uhh I don't have the time to have really boring small talk with someone who's more than likely fake, sorry. Then the guy PMs me "Oh you could've said hi back, you didn't say hi back"
NOT EVERYONE USES THE FUCKING PROFILES. I'M POSTING ON THE BOARDS OKAY. I'M BUSY POSTING ON THE BOARDS TO THE POINT WHERE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KEEP UP WITH A BORING ASS COMMENT CONVERSATION WITH YOU, SORRY. Maybe if you really wanted to talk to me, you'd think up something more interesting to say.~
Monday, July 5, 2010
During a row on Saturday night, a rather small female friend tried to use a pool lounger to throw at someone. It failed. But what's the strangest thing you've ever seen used as a weapon?
once my mom was living with her friend and her daughter. Her friend Tiffany, well long story short Tiffany was crazy. She was fighting with her boyfriend for the 100th time and decided to throw plastic bowls out of the cabinet at him.
Yesterday we played an amazing impromptu version of Family Fortunes (or Family Feud for you Yanks), and I won it all for my family in Big Money (money and the car). But which TV show would you like to appear on and why?
Oops i accidentally deleted this. But yeah. The Real World.
Yesterday we played an amazing impromptu version of Family Fortunes (or Family Feud for you Yanks), and I won it all for my family in Big Money (money and the car). But which TV show would you like to appear on and why?
I'd love to be on the Real World. I'd be too real for those bitches though.
Yay annoyance
This is one thing that I particularly dislike about some of the more ~intellectual~ users on Teenspot.
They can't be wrong. Period, point blank, end of the story.
No matter what statement comes out of their mouth, it's right. And they will talk in circles and point out the flaw in ONE sentence in your argument thus making your ENTIRE argument invalid until you leave in exasperation and OMG THEY WIN, DEY'RE RIGHT ONCE AGAIN.
Or when they're clearly nitpicking at you, but when you nitpick back "omg y u nitpicking? u mad? y u so srs? FACEPALM"
I swear to god it's like WA&P is stuck in 2005 and they can't get out. It's sad.
They can't be wrong. Period, point blank, end of the story.
No matter what statement comes out of their mouth, it's right. And they will talk in circles and point out the flaw in ONE sentence in your argument thus making your ENTIRE argument invalid until you leave in exasperation and OMG THEY WIN, DEY'RE RIGHT ONCE AGAIN.
Or when they're clearly nitpicking at you, but when you nitpick back "omg y u nitpicking? u mad? y u so srs? FACEPALM"
I swear to god it's like WA&P is stuck in 2005 and they can't get out. It's sad.
Friday, July 2, 2010
What's the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?
Whenever I was reeeeally just in a deep depression Kierone was always there with a blunt and alcohol. Love that boy.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
These lyrics. Are so true. So very very true.
You know that these guys are quick to claim they're gigantic,
But size don't mean a thing, just think about the Titanic!
Maybe I can fake it, make you think you're doing damage...
You just don't understand it!
It ain't the size of your boat, but the motion in your ocean, boy now row...(uh uh) now row!
It ain't the size of your boat, but the motion in your ocean, boy now row...(uh uh) now row!
You told me we were going on a cruise... so how the hell did we end up on this canoe?
Truer words have never been rapped over an electronica beat.
But size don't mean a thing, just think about the Titanic!
Maybe I can fake it, make you think you're doing damage...
You just don't understand it!
It ain't the size of your boat, but the motion in your ocean, boy now row...(uh uh) now row!
It ain't the size of your boat, but the motion in your ocean, boy now row...(uh uh) now row!
You told me we were going on a cruise... so how the hell did we end up on this canoe?
Truer words have never been rapped over an electronica beat.
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