Tuesday, July 13, 2010

My favorite stupid questions from kgb_

Wat is sum codeS 4 midd night club lost an Jersey stand up
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH TO ME?!

Can you have sex through the pee hole?
Really....really?!?!?!

YOU GOT THAT ANSWER FROM GOOGLE!!!!!!!
NO SHIT.

What percent of women in america wear thongs Rebels#11
The real question is, who's dumb enough to run a study on something so irrelevant

Is Kevin stupid?
Are you Kevin? If so, yes.

how do you give yourself a really good wedgie?
....not even gonna ask

Where do I want to eat tonight in Kansas City, KS?
I WANT TO HIT YOU RIGHT NOW. Do we claim to be psychics in ANY of our commercials? NO. Drown yourself.

What do u do if u like your teacher
Hit puberty

How do you say "Im real im a bitch that would stand up for her own self and dont bring anybody into my shit so dont fuck wit me yall hoes are followers
Like...in English?

Is Kurtis Parkers a fag?
Why do you care to know? Are you one?

How do I get my mom in a. Good mood
clean something

Toothpaste burned my right cheek, how do I get rid of the burnt mark it left on my cheek?
Wait....what?

What's lady gaga's cellphone number?
keep dreaming...

Who decided oreo was milks fav. cookie
That is the most thought provoking question I've gotten all day....

Am i an octopus ?
No, but you are a moron.

If I drink vagina juice is it hydrating?
...............http://i31.tinypic.com/2vmawdg.gif

How can i get justin bieber to come to my house?
Keep dreaming.

how many private holes does a girl have?
56 and a half. With questions like these you'll never find out if I'm lying or not.

Do you think sleena gomez wears thongs and do you wear them
People still care about this irrelevant bitch? And uhhh, no. Go away creeper.

Who is justin biebers number one girl
Not you

Can u sue a home owner for an insect bite (spider/scorpion)
No, you moron.

How do i have sex with myself?
Really.....REALLY?

How old should I be to have my first child?
If you have to ask us, you shouldn't be breeding.

What happens if a 1 yr old takes a bite of soap and swallows it
How about you stop being a terrible parent and watch your child?

Can u get pregnet by butt sex
Of course that's how octomom had all her kids.

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None. They get screwed, they don't usually do the screwing, NEXT QUESTION.

Can you get pregnant by swallowing cum?!
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?! SERIOUSLY. I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

What is the one true religion?
Mishellism

What type of animal is a burger made out of?
Your mom.

Hey girl i missed u u no yur mi bff u didnt come 2 mi party
GURRRRRL im soo sory u no i didn't wanna miss yo party but i had 2 wurk. i wurk at dis job were ppl ask mi dumb ass questions && type lyke morons 4 lyke no reesin.
Yanno? Hapi b-day gurlfran.

Idk
Me neither.

What?
Huh?

the solutions of the equation x cubed+4x squard+5x=0 are?
I don't get paid enough to deal with this

How good of a cance do i have with payton kelton
If you're asking us, chances aren't looking too good.

how du u get a girl 2 kiss u if she dnt like you?
You sound like a future rapist. NO MEANS NO, FREAK.

Will you marry me?
No.

what does pie mean in math
If math and pie actually had anything to do with each other I would've been a lot more interested. Ngl.

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