Stupid Questions I got today

Is sex on a tempur-pedic bed any different than sex on a metal spring mattress?
Never really thought about it. I assume there's a lot less squeaking.

does red bull contain bull semen?
Yes.

Where is justin bieber
Damn. Had this been 2008 I could've made the best Michael Jackson joke out of this.

What is the nearest occult store, meaning witchcraft supplies, to the town rancho santa margerita calfornia?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ you.

Did robert pattinson stare at kristen stewarts boobs when they were in twilight
Better than looking at her face, imo

what is a quick recipe for pancakes?
Wtf. THEY COME IN A BOX.

How many pants sizes can you lose by wearing a belt over your stomach ?
Go jog, fatty

Will I marry my high school sweetheart?
Who cares?

how can i get my girlfriends mom to show me her nice tits and have sex with me?
I actually typed in "keep dreaming" into the answer box, and almost sent it. Then I decided not to.

Why can you only hear your voice in your head and no where else?
Are you schizophrenic, bro?

had a dream dat i told besfren boy fren dat love him and den told a boy that i dnt know like that but kep secret religion saw me in the store as religion told<3
Uhhhh.....................

what made the grand caynon
Your mom tripped and fell ZING!

Do native reserves in canada let white people to travel through it?
Umm, why the fuck would you want to?

What are some question i could ask a guy to find out if he likes me?
Just be like "so....when are we gonna fuck?"

Y did my boy friend hang up on me
Because you're fucking irritating.

Are psychic spellcasters real
No, you moron.

Who is Blake Wilson from Northport, Alabama, who is 18 years old?
Okay so you know their first and last name, where they're from, and how old they are. But you're asking us who the person is. Are you fucking stupid or something?


What percent of guys tilt there head to the left when kissing a girl?
Are you serious with this question right now...

How many times did they say NIGGA in Real Nigga Role Call?
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this question, but I did.

Do u want to b my boyfriend
Sure bb